miss talipapa 2005

right now we're watching miss USA 2005. during commercial breaks, mama switches channels to watch miss earth philippines, which is a FAR CRY to miss USA 2005. watching miss earth philippines evokes mixed emotions to everyone who watches: one wouldn't know whether to cry because it is such an embarrassment to Filipinos for showcasing such dumb and ugly mentally- and facially-challenged females; or to laugh because of an avalanche of comical attempts to sound every bit of a beauty queen but failing miserably.

yes i know i'm not beauty-queen material too, so who gave me the right to demean the miss earth philippines contenders?

anyway, my sister is already here! she's turning 18 on june 3 and she's growing to be such a bombshell, getting prettier and more voluptuous everyday. everywhere we go, people (guys and even girls) turn their heads to stare at her awesome, curvaceous body. a while back, i question God why i'm not as endowed as my sister...why in lieu of what lay men call 'boobs', i have in place two soft, round things that resemble female mammary glands, but are not quite. but over time, i've come to accept that each of us has unique gifts, only hers are more apparent.

mama switched to another channel and now gloria appears on tv donning her plastic smile, congratulating Filipinos for the highest growth rate on record. right.